Author Archives: Marni

Breaking the Streak

All right, so it’s now December 31st. Almost 2023. And assuming I don’t get married in the next four hours, I am breaking the divorce-married-divorce streak I’ve been setting since 2019. That’s right. G and I officially divorced in 2019, … Continue reading

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Happy Thanksgiving, a couple of birthdays, and Merry Christmas!

Yeah, a little late on this one too. First, Thanksgiving. Tot got all dressed up: For the wrong holiday. He was a dinosaur. I love the dinosaur/Christmas theme we had going on at Thanksgiving. The nieces and nephews are basically … Continue reading

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Long story short, we loved Cartagena – even though it was so f*cking humid. OMG, the humidity. We were sweating all the time. I hated that. A lot. But the Walled City of Cartagena’s Old Town is just so beautiful. … Continue reading

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