Just in case you’re wondering, I’m still working the pizza delivery job. I worked tonight and it was pretty much the same as usual. I went on my last delivery around 8:45 or so. It’s always kind of interesting to see who orders pizza.
So I showed up at this apartment and I can hear a guy inside. I knock on the door, he says “Burritos?” Umm, no. I say “Pizza.” He opens the door and I give him the credit card slip to fill out. It takes him about 5 minutes to figure it out and I’m about 95% sure he was high. A lot of high people order pizza. It makes me laugh. Anyway, after he figured out the credit card slip, he asks me about my night. I say something like “It’s been good, it stopped raining.”
He says, “you’re pleasantly attractive for a pizza guy.” I laughed. What in the f*ck does that even mean?!! Apparently, this is what pleasantly attractive looks like:
(I took that picture when I got back from that delivery.)
Considering I feel like I’m 100 years old when I work this job, I’ll take “pleasantly attractive” from a complete (and possibly very high) stranger.