Last weekend, G and I spent the weekend in Seattle.  It was our first days off together in about a month…and I was pretty sure we were going to end up divorced by the end of it.  BUT WE DIDN’T!!  Yay us!

I was there for a baby shower for my friend, Kristy!

That picture was taken at her wedding almost 4 years ago and now the dumb b!tch blushing bride is knocked up.  I didn’t take any pictures of her (or me) at the shower, but I got a picture of this:

You’re welcome.

For the rest of the weekend, we stayed with my friend, Joy.

The last time I saw Joy, she was pregnant with child number dos.  Now, that child looks like this:

His name is Ryan and he is such a squashy little guy.  Ryan’s sister, Mia, is 2 years old and is a pretty funny kid.

We put together puzzles,

went down the slide,

ate cupcake batter,

ate these beautiful cupcakes:

and watched G do dishes for the first time ever!!!

That’s right, I’ve never seen G do dishes in the almost 11 years we’ve been together.  He’s also never unloaded the dishwasher.  Ever.  F*cking ridiculous.

G prefers to just relax with the dog, Rocky.

And drive around in Joy’s fancy car:

Dumb.

We also saw Divergent!

And apparently, I’m losing all the pigment in my skin.  Sad.