Last weekend, G and I spent the weekend in Seattle. It was our first days off together in about a month…and I was pretty sure we were going to end up divorced by the end of it. BUT WE DIDN’T!! Yay us!
I was there for a baby shower for my friend, Kristy!
That picture was taken at her wedding almost 4 years ago and now the dumb b!tch blushing bride is knocked up. I didn’t take any pictures of her (or me) at the shower, but I got a picture of this:
For the rest of the weekend, we stayed with my friend, Joy.
The last time I saw Joy, she was pregnant with child number dos. Now, that child looks like this:
His name is Ryan and he is such a squashy little guy. Ryan’s sister, Mia, is 2 years old and is a pretty funny kid.
We put together puzzles,
went down the slide,
ate cupcake batter,
ate these beautiful cupcakes:
and watched G do dishes for the first time ever!!!
That’s right, I’ve never seen G do dishes in the almost 11 years we’ve been together. He’s also never unloaded the dishwasher. Ever. F*cking ridiculous.
G prefers to just relax with the dog, Rocky.
And drive around in Joy’s fancy car:
We also saw Divergent!
And apparently, I’m losing all the pigment in my skin. Sad.