On Saturday, I made an extremely easy dessert that everyone loved.  The best part, even really f*cking lazy people can pull this one together…promise.

They’re called No-Bake Cookie Bars and they taste like cookie dough.

You only need a few ingredients:

I ended up doubling the recipe so I used another bag of Golden Oreos, another can of sweetened condensed milk and another bag of white chocolate chips.  Balls to the wall.

I started by smashing all the Oreos in the food processor:

I had to smash them in several batches because I had so many Oreos, but it worked just fine.

Then I melted the white chocolate with the sweetened condensed milk:

It only takes a few minutes for it to turn into this:

And then you pour that over the crushed Oreos!!!

Mix it together and let it cool for a bit.  I could have eaten all of that…by myself.  I added the chocolate chips.

And stirred that together as best I could, without melting the chocolates too much.  Then I pressed it into a 9×13 pan lined with tin foil and sprayed with Pam.

The dough kind of ended up a little marbled, which I didn’t mind.  And then I pressed mini chocolate chips on top…

Easy-peasy.

I put it in the fridge for 20-30 minutes and ended up with this:

And then this:

I ended up having to cut those squares into thirds because they are kind of rich.  That didn’t stop me from eating about 30 of them, though.

Seriously good.