As you know, I don’t have any human children and I have never been pregnant. So spending the weekend with someone 38 weeks pregnant was very educational. Like, VERY.
I’ve been around quite a few pregnant chicks (especially recently) and I read a ton of blogs written by people who’ve recently been pregnant and had children…so I thought I knew a lot about what happens. As it turns out, I don’t.
Fortunately, my sister doesn’t get easily embarrassed and told me all the dirty (and disgusting) details about being pregnant. Umm, wow. Talking about mucus plugs, nipple stimulation and contractions had me Googling sh*t all weekend long. Anytime Em felt something different or described something, I’d Google it. At one point, I even Googled “lightning bolts down to vagina”. The best part…there were numerous links and they all described the pain the exact same way. Wow, again.
Needless to say, Em has not given birth…
Despite our many attempts to force Kennedy out.
HOPE YOU ALL HAD AN EXCELLENT AND, PERHAPS, EDUCATIONAL WEEKEND!