My birthday isn’t until next week, but apparently G planned a birthday weekend for me this weekend! I was very nervous when I found out about this because I have trust issues and I don’t let George make decisions EVER.

So tonight George said we had to go somewhere at 8:00 pm. I couldn’t believe it…that’s almost passed my bedtime. But I decided to play along and not be my normal b*tch self.

And we went to LimeBerry!

And these crazy, wackos met us there…in South Jesus!!

I was so surprised and threatened to punch G…

But then I ate my frozen yogurt and remembered this was being documented…

There are still two days of terrifying madness surprises to look forward to…CAN’T WAIT!!!