Because it was about 4,000 degrees in South Jesus yesterday, G and I decided to head to the movies! We haven’t been for a while and I wanted to spend the day in air conditioning. When we go to a movie at Regal Cinemas we always get the same thing: 2 medium drinks and a large popcorn…it’s one of their deals, like a #1 or something. Anyway, we also get a tray.
Do we use the tray to hold our drinks and popcorn? No. I break the tray down like this:
To cover the holes as well as possible so that when I pour the popcorn in, it (hopefully) won’t fall through the bottom.
See? It worked! You might be asking why I had to pour the popcorn in the tray…well, at Regal, you get free refills when you buy a large popcorn!! And we’re so fat that we always get a refill, even if I don’t eat any popcorn (G will just eat two buckets)!
And this makes G happy!
G showed me this trick when we first started dating and went to the movies ALL the time. Yes, that’s one of the reasons I married him. The other was to get on his health insurance.
After eating two buckets of popcorn we decided to head out for more romantic-ness:
Well, it wasn’t that romantic for me because G was actually on a date with his mistress:
His phone. I’m so jealous.