Mike Tyson Style

So I have this obsession with tattoos.  Surprisingly (or not), I don’t have any, but I think about them a lot.  What I would get, where I would get one, etc.  I also love to see other people’s tattoos.  Absolutely love.

Anyway, because I don’t have any (the permanent thing scares the bejesus out of me) I try to fulfill that need with temporary tattoos.  When I was at the Clubsport 5k a few weeks ago, they had a big pile of temporary tattoos.


After winning a water bottle and smoothie I asked if I could have some tattoos.  I was pretty excited so the lady gave me a whole stack!


Party time.

And so yesterday I decided to try the bad boys out.


I don’t really understand which way to put the tattoo…is it supposed to be upright for me or for someone looking at it?  Hmm.

Then I decided to go balls to the wall and put one on Mike Tyson style.


I always joke about getting a face tat so I thought I should try it out.

Then I thought I’d take it a step further and try a neck tattoo:


I stopped at four.  I didn’t want to look like a crazy person, ya know?


Oops, too late.

After applying all those tattoos, I decided to go run some errands.  First up, Target.  I had to make a return and thought it would be fun.


I tried to act completely normal.


The cashier seemed a bit confused, but I don’t know if that was because of my face tattoo or because G was taking 142 pictures of me.

And then we went to Circle K.


Unfortunately, no one said anything to me.  Very sad.

So I came home and put one on G.


The temp tattoo doesn’t work as well on his skin, but he feels way sexier now (if that’s even possible).

I am still sporting four tattoos this morning…maybe I should go into work today.

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4 Responses to Mike Tyson Style

  1. Dad says:

    Another Wal Mart moment in Albany………….

  2. Heidi says:

    Lol! You’re crazy and I love it!

  3. Emily says:

    Does G have any tattoos? Sorry you didn’t get a good reaction out of anyone, I mean at least someone could have given you a courtesy, “I really like the heart tattoo on your face” comment!

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