Would you like fries with that?

Yes please and always.

Last night, G and I made our way to Steph and Shay’s house for dinner.  It’s been a while since we had a meal prepared by Chef Shay so we were pretty excited.  And when we found out that he was making burgers, we were even more excited…almost as excited as Tanner, the racist dog.


And do you know who was already eating when we showed up?


The adorable Mady!  I love her two utensil action.


I really wish this kid was a nightmare because it would be so fun to laugh at Steph about it, but she’s not.  She even makes my ice-cold-frozen ovaries thaw a bit (a rare occurrence).

While we messed around with Mady and chatted a bit, Shay was busy putting dinner together.




That’s an elk/veal burger and it’s pink like that because it’s being smoked on the outside while it’s cooking the inside.  Unbelievably good, by the way.

Of course, G and Steph also took their usual boyfriend/girlfriend picture.


And we took some with Mady, too.



I even had to babysit for a few minutes.


Mady’s watching Elmo…I’m such a good babysitter.

And then it was time for dinner.  Are you ready?  Look at this masterpiece.



These burgers were huge!  And the best I’ve ever had.  The fries were also homemade and Shay put his own adobo seasoning on them.  Incredible.

Oh my balls, and look at this cheese:


And we were ready to eat!


Wow, that’s an attractive picture.

After sufficiently stuffing our faces and talking for hours, G and I had to head back to South Jesus.  BUT, Steph gave G a parting gift before we left.  And it was one he had to try on.



Fortunately, Mady had already gone to bed so she wasn’t exposed to G’s nudity.


G was so excited about his new shirt that he had a threesome with Steph and a deer.


And then we went home.

Thanks so much Steph and Shay…I’ll be dreaming about that burger and fries forever.

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10 Responses to Would you like fries with that?

  1. Sheila says:

    Shut up!! That burger looks like f’n heaven in your mouth!!!! Man, I am JEALOUS!!!!!
    btw- i love that you always post a gazillion pics! It makes me happy!!!

  2. ohmygoodness that burger looks awesome!

  3. G and Steph make a beautiful couple!

    Those fries look awesome.

  4. Jon says:

    That is one crazy-ass burger. But really, Bambi on the wall? Is there a gun rack in the Ford as well?

  5. Diane says:

    Wow, I don’t eat meat, but those burgers made even ME salivate a bit! Yum!

  6. Heidi says:

    Yum!! Is he willing to share his recipes?

  7. That burger looks awesome! Never had elk/veal but I’ve heard they’re both good!

  8. Lt. Tim says:

    I couldn’t help but notice there were only 4 burgers cooking. Knowing G’s eating habits what did the girls eat???? What happened to G’s fries?

  9. Gma Pat says:

    YUM!! I can almost smell those burgers clear up here! OINK!!!!

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