Yes please and always.

Last night, G and I made our way to Steph and Shay’s house for dinner.  It’s been a while since we had a meal prepared by Chef Shay so we were pretty excited.  And when we found out that he was making burgers, we were even more excited…almost as excited as Tanner, the racist dog.

And do you know who was already eating when we showed up?

The adorable Mady!  I love her two utensil action.

I really wish this kid was a nightmare because it would be so fun to laugh at Steph about it, but she’s not.  She even makes my ice-cold-frozen ovaries thaw a bit (a rare occurrence).

While we messed around with Mady and chatted a bit, Shay was busy putting dinner together.

That’s an elk/veal burger and it’s pink like that because it’s being smoked on the outside while it’s cooking the inside.  Unbelievably good, by the way.

Of course, G and Steph also took their usual boyfriend/girlfriend picture.

And we took some with Mady, too.

I even had to babysit for a few minutes.

Mady’s watching Elmo…I’m such a good babysitter.

And then it was time for dinner.  Are you ready?  Look at this masterpiece.

These burgers were huge!  And the best I’ve ever had.  The fries were also homemade and Shay put his own adobo seasoning on them.  Incredible.

Oh my balls, and look at this cheese:

And we were ready to eat!

Wow, that’s an attractive picture.

After sufficiently stuffing our faces and talking for hours, G and I had to head back to South Jesus.  BUT, Steph gave G a parting gift before we left.  And it was one he had to try on.

Fortunately, Mady had already gone to bed so she wasn’t exposed to G’s nudity.

G was so excited about his new shirt that he had a threesome with Steph and a deer.

And then we went home.

Thanks so much Steph and Shay…I’ll be dreaming about that burger and fries forever.