Not that, sickos. I don’t do that EVER. I’m talking about working out.
I used to be a morning worker-outer, but I now have problems waking up early. I can get up at 4:30 am to go to work or on vacation, but the gym just doesn’t do it for me. I end up re-setting my alarm and going back to sleep. Excellent workout.
Anyway, I’ve started to become a night gym-goer. And do you know what? The TV shows are so much better at night! The only shows you can watch in the morning are the dumb news and infomercials. And while I love watching infomercials, I always end up wanting to buy everything. Seriously. We are owners of the Shake Weight and the Perfect Pushups.
Work it, G…work.it.
Okay, those were totally worth buying! That Shake Weight makes me laugh every single time.
Last night I went to the gym at around 7:00 pm…after lying on the couch for about two hours in my workout clothes. I know, I’m totally balls to the wall, huh? I like to go at 7:00 because then I can watch GAME SHOWS!
First, I had a date with Alex.
I rarely get any answers correct (or read the questions), but I like to see how much money the contestants win. That’s always exciting. And I can pretend I know all the answers because I can’t hear the correct ones!
But my favorite game show comes on after Jeopardy! Say it with me:
Pat cracks me up (and yes, we’re on a first-name basis). And Vanna has my dream job.
The best part was that as I neared the end of my workout, this lady won the final puzzle!
The lady in orange won $81,900!! It was very exciting and made my workout that much more fulfilling (not really, I still hated it, but whatever).
Time to figure out how I can get Vanna’s job. Have a great Wednesday!