Just wanted to share a little bit of what I have to deal with for the next seven days.  We arrived in Long Beach at around 9:15 am yesterday.

First order of business was to find the nearest beach.  Why?

To take these:

I’m sure I’ll end up with 500 pictures of G with his shirt off and maybe one or two of myself…if G will agree to take them.  Otherwise, they will all look like this:

Lovely self-portraits.

Also, because the cruise will charge about $400/second to use the internet I’m going to try to put a few posts together before we head out tomorrow.  I suggested to G that I should just prostitute myself out for internet money, but he said I can’t do that in front of his family.  He’s so unsupportive.