If fall had balls, there would be a ton of people rubbing them right now. While I like (and usually look forward to) the change in seasons, some people are totally going apesh*t this year. My friend, Lea, emailed me this “article” and I think it’s hilarious. It contains a lot of profanity, but I like that. One of my favorite lines is “Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, @ssholes. Guess what season it is – f*cking fall.”
Now, don’t think I’m a total fall-hater…I made my pumpkin cookies,
And even carved pumpkins last year…twice.
It just seems like people are getting crazier and crazier about this season and it makes me wonder if gourd necklaces really are going to be the next big thing. Scary.