Rubbing Fall’s Balls

If fall had balls, there would be a ton of people rubbing them right now.  While I like (and usually look forward to) the change in seasons, some people are totally going apesh*t this year.  My friend, Lea, emailed me this “article” and I think it’s hilarious.  It contains a lot of profanity, but I like that.  One of my favorite lines is “Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, @ssholes. Guess what season it is – f*cking fall.”

Now, don’t think I’m a total fall-hater…I made my pumpkin cookies,

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And even carved pumpkins last year…twice.

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It just seems like people are getting crazier and crazier about this season and it makes me wonder if gourd necklaces really are going to be the next big thing.  Scary.

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6 Responses to Rubbing Fall’s Balls

  1. Ashley says:

    OMG…that article/post/whatever was hilarious (though, smattered with curse words that my mother wouldn’t approve of…). I like the part where he’s talking about the necklace: “…And I’m just going to thread another gourd onto my necklace without breaking their gaze and quietly reply, “It’s fall, fuckfaces. You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not.””

    HA!

  2. Tia says:

    Lol last time I stopped by your blog I swear you had blonde hair haha! I’d love to say that article offended me but I work with 30 guys .. every second word is F8ck haha!

  3. Hubbie says:

    Probably the only good thing about Fall is getting to see grownups act a fool at halloween parties in risque costumes!

  4. Lea says:

    We’re friends?

  5. MaryAnne says:

    HA! I love this, thank you. I hate fall … it’s cold and windy and rainy and dark and all those stupid leaves on my lawn aren’t going to rake themselves up and jump in a bag and drive themselves to the dump. And since I don’t like coffee, this mystical pumpkin spice latte everyone raves about holds no appeal either. We’re not even off daylight time yet and I’m already counting the days until spring. Thanks for bringing the funny!

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