Sometimes when I’m working, this happens:
People piss me off or take too long and I start peeling, and then this happens:
Naked nails. And if my nails are bare for too long, I bite them off. So this creates a serious situation. Fortunately, I bought a few new polishes the other day so I still have some cool colors to try out.
Now I know that everyone’s talking about “greige” (a gray/beige color) and how it’s no longer in style, but I really like gray. I bought these colors on Thursday:
Two of them are grayish colors. The middle color is called Concrete Evidence and it’s a gray/blue color. I think the cool people would call it grue or glue…I don’t know, I’m not very good at creating those stylish names. Anyway, it looks like this on:
I can’t show you my face because it’s more hideous than usual, but I had to show you all this polish. It’s my new favorite!
CatasTrophy Wife 
Your face is never hideous! That’s 1 of the reasons I married you; & of course, your pretty nails!
It is so hard for to approve your comments.
Wait, people piss you off at work? How is that possible? Everyone I encounter at our job is a veritable ray of friggin’ sunshine and Jesus’ smiles. I don’t think we even work at the same place. I totally could not relate to this posting at all. But nice nails.