Yesterday I could enter this on the treadmill:
And today I had to enter this:
Writing down your age (or entering it) always make it more real, don’t you think? I really like numbers and in looking at these two numbers, I like the way 32 looks more than I like the way 31 looks. I think this is a good sign…here’s to an excellent 32nd year! Do I look any older?
Please don’t answer that, I’m trying not to get Botox for another year.
Thanks for the flowers G, now where’s my cake? 
CatasTrophy Wife 
Happy Birthday babe!!! Now I’m only 18 years older than you!
Happy Birthday!!!!
Happy Birthday!!
Happy Birthday!
happy birthday you old fart!
Heard on the radio today is the most popular birthday! Apparently 9 months ago was new years eve…
Happy birthday!!!
You don’t look a day over 75! seriously though you could be in college with that face!
You are my new best friend!!! I feel sorry for you now.
Was that you peeping through my window? I will only be making bitchy comments on your website from now on.
Happy birthday whore! I’m glad your mom is a big slut, because if she wasn’t I would never know you.
You are beautiful, funny, and wonderfully sarcastic. Happy Birthday!