That you would get a bill that says this at the top:
Never in a million years did I think that I’d get a bill for semen. Wow.
I told you we’d be getting this bill soon and here it is. Our storage fee for Georgia, Georgette and Georgina. Well, and I guess one yet-to-be-named potential child…maybe Sharmoniqua?
Of course, this is assuming that each vial would produce a child (the experts say this is a big assumption) and that they’d all be girls. My favorite part of the bill is when they threaten to destroy the vials!!
But don’t worry, Georgia, Georgette and Georgina you’ll be around (well, frozen) for at least one more year! Happy Birthday girls!