That you would get a bill that says this at the top:
Never in a million years did I think that I’d get a bill for semen. Wow.
I told you we’d be getting this bill soon and here it is. Our storage fee for Georgia, Georgette and Georgina. Well, and I guess one yet-to-be-named potential child…maybe Sharmoniqua?
Of course, this is assuming that each vial would produce a child (the experts say this is a big assumption) and that they’d all be girls. My favorite part of the bill is when they threaten to destroy the vials!!
But don’t worry, Georgia, Georgette and Georgina you’ll be around (well, frozen) for at least one more year! Happy Birthday girls!
CatasTrophy Wife 
Thank for taking such good care of our future girls babe! We all love you!
You just made my Friday. Thank you for the laugh 🙂
& I’m so glad that your girls (& maybe one boy…?) are going to be sticking around with you!
Most bazaar bill ever.
Great Friday laugh! And no pressure but you and George would make beautiful babies! And just think instead of $250 a year, you could be spending thousands on the precious darling(s).
Thanks Emily! I’m afraid if I had a kid I’d be on Toddlers & Tiaras trying to exploit the hell out of my child. Actually, that sounds pretty fun now that I think about it!
I think you should
just use up the vials so you don’t have to worry about paying the annual fee!