and not in a good way. When I got home last night, this is what I found in the garage:
That cabinet of shelves used to reside ON THE WALL above the washer and dryer. I don’t know wtf happened, but now I have a big chore ahead of me. Also, I think G might have been involved in this in some way and I will begin an investigation. What you can’t really see is that there is a ton of laundry detergent on the floor. Neat.
I better get started before it gets too hot and I’m sweating my balls off. If anyone wants to drive to South Jesus and fix this for me help me out, let me know!!
CatasTrophy Wife 
I’ll have you know that I had nothing to do with that catastrophe; & I slept right through it!
After cleaning up a majority of the mess, I think I might believe you…it looks like it ripped off the wall. And I’m pretty sure you’d sleep through gun shots.
Haha begin an investigation – we are like the same person. Spilled laundry detergent is the worst to clean up. Good luck!