Because I don’t drink (and never really have), I haven’t had the opportunity to experience “beer goggles”. However, I recently took a couple of pictures that helped me understand the idea. Here’s picture #1:
It’s all right. But then look at this picture:
Dang, I look so much better (younger?)! The blur really helps. So please, if you ever meet me, have a few drinks before in order to maximize my attractiveness.
Thanks!
I drink every time I’m around you- the alcohol is the only way I can stand your personality.
Seriously. BEST.COMMENT.EVER.
I always do.