I made it to Atlanta…and the minute I stepped off the plane I started sweating my balls off! I really can’t stand humidity (and neither can my hair). Just in case you don’t remember what I looked like when I got on the plane, here you go:
So I got off the plane looking pretty fabulous, especially because it was 3:00 am Portland time. But I headed to the bathroom, washed my face, put on some makeup (realized I forgot my eyeliner…aaah) and changed my clothes in a teeny, tiny bathroom. Yeah, some other wh*res were changing in the bigger stalls. I’m just glad I didn’t fall in the toilet.
And this was the final result:
Then I picked up my sweet ride and began my journey to Northeast Jesus, Georgia.