I am currently sitting in the Portland airport looking a bit like a homeless person. Well, a homeless person with a suitcase and laptop. I’m flying to Atlanta on a red-eye tonight to visit one of my very good friends, Tricia. I haven’t seen her in over five years and she’s about to have her first child. Here’s a horrible picture of us the last time we were together at the aquarium in Atlanta (sorry Tricia).
After working for most of the day, I drove to Portland to meet my mom so she could drive me to the airport. Because I live in South Jesus, going to the airport takes a bit of coordinating. This is what I looked like when I showed up at my mom’s.
No, my work doesn’t have a dress code, thanks for asking. Shockingly, this is kind of dressed up for a casual “Friday” outfit (Thursday is my Friday). Anyway, because I’m flying a red-eye, I really hope to sleep during the flight. When I got to my mom’s I changed to be more comfortable on the plane (and warm).
Don’t I look good. S-E-X-Y. I also took out my contacts and washed my face too (and used moisturizer for my crows feet, of course).
Nice, right? Whatever, I don’t care. I’m scared of making friends anyway.
After my wardrobe change, mom and decided to go to my favorite restaurant for dinner!
Red Robin! It was really good and now I’m 100% convinced I will look like I ate a pool full of salt when I get off the plane in the morning. I’m truly sorry, Tricia.
I had a vegetarian quesadilla and about 2 baskets of fries. Oh and I got water…I’m very proud of myself for the water.
If you’re worried about G’s food intake for the next few days, worry no more. I got up early (at 4:00 am) and made him no-bake cookies!
I know, I’m so f*cking nice, right? Although, I did eat
one two three before I went to work.
I figured it was a good breakfast because it has a ton of oatmeal in it. You know how I like to eat healthy. Oh and if you’re wondering, that is what my hair looks like after I’ve taken a shower and let it air dry for about an hour. That’s also why my flat-iron is my best friend.
So now I will be siting in the airport for about 4 more hours until my flight boards and I will be knitting my balls off (because I procrastinated so much that my gift for Tricia’s baby is not complete).
Have a wonderful night.
Thanks for the cookies. They were delish!
Have a fun, safe trip…..you sexy thing, you!
Steve wants some no bake cookies NOW!
Thanks Kathleen and tell Steve he needs to make his own no-bake cookies…especially after making me sit through that conference call today.
I’m sitting at PDX too!!
Ok, I’m SO curious, is South Jesus a real city?! I’m so confused!! I have never heard of it, if it is- just totally random, but I was wondering.
& I hoep you have an awesome trip- Congrats to Tricia!!! 😀
Nope, sorry Holly, there isn’t a South Jesus that I know of. I just call any town in the middle of nowhere that (but I will change the direction depending on where’s it’s situated). I think it’s funny to say I live in South Jesus because that sounds really far away.