Three Reasons I Need to Learn Spanish

I got my face waxed off this evening. And instead of worrying about my eyebrows looking like this:

I thought about the top three reasons I need to learn Spanish.

  1. I would get a raise at work.
  2. If/when I need to flee the country, I can pretend I’m from somewhere other than the US or Canada.
  3. I would be understand what Pitbull says in his music (and I could sing along).

And then he would probably fall madly in love with me and I could be a trophy wife.

The End.

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7 Responses to Three Reasons I Need to Learn Spanish

  1. Emily says:

    #3 is reason enough. Do it, learn it now!

  2. Hubbie says:

    I’m the only one that needs to be madly in love with you babe!

  3. danielle says:

    Ahh. I think everyone should go for that eyebrow look. Pretty hot…or not.
    I think you should learn Spanish just for reason number 3. Pitbull is in every song lately and every once in a while he sneaks in stuff I don’t understand. The rough life of being a “rapper”.

  4. Jill says:

    He’s so freakin hot, ain’t he?!
    Love pit bull and reggaeton latin pop in general. It’s got super beats and it’s like they are talking dirty in your ear.
    It’s just a lot of dirty spanish talk and sexual innuendo. Very hot though:)

  5. NickinBA says:

    if you fancy learning spanish for real, i was just in Argentina and i can recommend this school to you….
    i worked and studied there and it worked very well for me!

    there are also quite a lot of people who look like pitbull in BA…..

  6. Rain says:

    I read your blog regularly….for some reason this weekend I just randomly thought of this post…and it made me laugh….any way just want you to know I enjoy your blog!

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