Every time I leave the house, I give Jack a treat and tell him to guard the house. However, I don’t think he is the most intimidating creature.
Jack’s turning 11 on Sunday and he takes meds for his hips every day. I’m thinking he might need a little help guarding the house. Fortunately, Jack’s little brother, Bing, is a little more intimidating:
And he likes to kill things. Bing is also good at making friends…I actually think he’s trying to recruit members for a gang. This scares me, but I can’t get Bing to open up about his goals in life. Anyway, the other morning I found this:
See, that is Bing’s friend. He looks just like Bing, except for one big difference…he has no tail. Well he has one, but it’s only about an inch long. That’s why G and I call him NoTail. Bing doesn’t let NoTail come inside but he thinks it’s okay for him to sit on the step and look inside. I don’t understand Bing’s gang. Also, I don’t think NoTail has a home, which makes me sad. But I do think NoTail is helping guard the house.
And the other day, G and I found this creature: