Okay, so I recently had a conversation with G about bikinis. Now, keep in mind that this is clothing (is it considered clothing?) that I’ve never worn. I was a swimmer growing up and wore a one piece Speedo until I went to college…then I got daring and got a suit from J. Crew (still a one piece). I just kind of feel like I wouldn’t want to see myself in a bikini unless I looked like this:
So I will keep binging and purging until I reach my goal weight. Anyway, so I was talking to G. I said, “Would you want to see a girl who’s a complete butter-face in a bikini if she had an okay body?”.
His response, “Guys don’t care what a girl’s face looks like, we just want to see her tits and see if she has camel-toe”. Well, isn’t that nice?
CatasTrophy Wife 
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA This just made me laugh so hard my fiance came over to see what I was reading…and he totally agreed!
That is hilarious and priceless!
Yes, I agree, totally priceless! Hahahahahahahaa and I’m thinking that is probably the hard truth.
So, for the people who wear bikinis that REALLY shouldn’t….all the guys really look at are T&CT? Interesting……So a guy never ever says “she should really NOT be wearing a bikini”? Good to know.
ha! I guess you have to give the guy credit for being so honest! LOL!
That was the best response ever. So true tho. HAHAHA
hahahahahaha!!!!!! Hysterical!
ha!
Hahahah – Undoubtedly true! This is awesome!
Carly
You know that you are the total package babe! Face, body & brains. ❤