Okay, so I recently had a conversation with G about bikinis.  Now, keep in mind that this is clothing (is it considered clothing?) that I’ve never worn.  I was a swimmer growing up and wore a one piece Speedo until I went to college…then I got daring and got a suit from J. Crew (still a one piece).  I just kind of feel like I wouldn’t want to see myself in a bikini unless I looked like this:

So I will keep binging and purging until I reach my goal weight.  Anyway, so I was talking to G.  I said, “Would you want to see a girl who’s a complete butter-face in a bikini if she had an okay body?”.

His response, “Guys don’t care what a girl’s face looks like, we just want to see her tits and see if she has camel-toe”.  Well, isn’t that nice?

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10 Responses to Bikinis

  1. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA This just made me laugh so hard my fiance came over to see what I was reading…and he totally agreed!

  2. Crystal says:

    That is hilarious and priceless!

  3. sarahsmodernbites says:

    Yes, I agree, totally priceless! Hahahahahahahaa and I’m thinking that is probably the hard truth.

  4. Bridget says:

    So, for the people who wear bikinis that REALLY shouldn’t….all the guys really look at are T&CT? Interesting……So a guy never ever says “she should really NOT be wearing a bikini”? Good to know.

  5. Sheila says:

    ha! I guess you have to give the guy credit for being so honest! LOL!

  6. Jen says:

    That was the best response ever. So true tho. HAHAHA

  7. Elaine says:

    hahahahahaha!!!!!! Hysterical!

  8. Carly says:

    Hahahah – Undoubtedly true! This is awesome!

  9. Hubbie says:

    You know that you are the total package babe! Face, body & brains. ❤

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