**Warning: there are a lot of pictures of G and I…and I might say nice things**
Five years ago today, I stood here:
This was G’s last chance to run. These girls stood next to me:
And G and I got hitched.
And began taking our couple photos:
And eating cake…and A LOT of other food, too.
Oh and we danced and he sang to me.
And we lived happily ever after…okay, not really. But we’re working on it and I can’t believe it’s been five years. I also can’t believe we haven’t killed each other (I did, however, throw G out of a plane on his 50th birthday…I let him take a parachute, though).
We’ve gone hiking,
played with big balls,
(had various hair colors) and worn bibs and posed with crab legs.
So this post is dedicated to our five years together. While I don’t feel like reliving the last five years, I’m pretty ecstatic we’ve made it this far. Happy Anniversary George!! 
CatasTrophy Wife 
Happy 5th babe! I love you, always & forever!
Please don’t say things like that in public…I have a reputation to uphold. Happy 5th!
CONGRATS!
Happy Anniversary! I never knew you were a blonde! 🙂 Enjoy your day and weekend.
Awwww so sweet! Happy Anniversary 🙂
Happy anniversary! My one year is this week too! 🙂
Happy Anniversary! You guys look like you have so much fun together!
Very Nice!!!! All good things for the future!
I found you on Skinny Runner! Love the blog!!!
Happy Anniversary! Many more to come 🙂
Perfect. Beautiful. Happy Anniversary!
Perfect. Beautiful. Happy Anniversary!
I cannot BELIEVE that man is 50. Also, you were so blond at your wedding! Also, happy anniversary. 🙂
Wow, you look way different blonde! I’m new to your blog and i’m excited about reading it because it seems like you’re funny so entertain me please. thanks
Found you through SK. Congrats on celebrating 5 years of marriage. Have already read through your blog and giggled quite a bit, so keep the funny coming.
I might to say SR (Skinny Runner) sorry.
Found you from SR today! I am loving stalking your blog today 🙂
Your husband is very good looking. I can see why he’s your trophy husband — ha, ha!
And, your hair looks really good whether it’s blond or dark brunette — wow!
Thank you, but please don’t tell G he’s attractive…I have a difficult time dealing with his ego and sexiness already. Oh and I’m constantly conflicted as to whether I should be blond or brunette…the brunette is less maintenance so it’s winning right now.
Congrats! I found you at skinnyrunner and I had to comment because you said you have a “legal career”. My stupid brain immediately thought you were defending yourself and saying that you career is actually legal and you xyz for a living. I’ve never heard anyone say that before and I was cracking up!
That is so funny! I didn’t read it that way, but you’re totally right. I should say law-related, I guess. Oh well! I think (and hope) my career is legal. I will have to double check.
Um how adorable are y’all???? congrats!
Found you on SR and I am already in love with your blog, can’t wait to continue reading! Happy Anniversary!
How many hair colors in 5 years?
Not that many colors in the last five years…just extremes, I think. From really blonde to really dark. Not so much time spent in the middle. When I met G, my hair was black and shorter ( I was also in law school having a mid-life crisis). Then I went to a reddish color with blonde highlights, but in the last 5 years, it’s been light or dark. And mostly blonde.
you both are so darn good looking!!! Congrats! I just posted my wedding photos too!
Thanks!! Just checked out your wedding pics…LOVE! Congratulations!!