A: A lot.
Although I read a lot of blogs I never realized how many f*cking pictures you have to take to get enough good ones (yes, I post the good ones) to write a blog. This post is to show you, my valued readers, the horrifying things I have to look at when prepping a post.
To get things started, the color of the week is Ulta‘s “Mint Condition”.
I usually have to take a billion pictures when I’m trying to get ready for a post about my polish color because it’s difficult to get a good picture of nail color…well, one that isn’t just boring nails. Also please forgive me for my lack of makeup and tired hair, it was Sunday night, and I really didn’t give a sh!t.
Photo #1:A little scary if you ask me and the nails are kind of difficult to see.
Photo #2:I think this one is one of the best. You can see the nails and I’m kind of smiling in a not-smiling kind of way.
Photo #3:Apparently I forgot I was taking pictures so I don’t think I was looking.
Photo #4:Still not looking at the camera…idiot.
Photo #5:This one is okay, but my eyes look like one is more open than the other…maybe I’m deep in thought. Probably thinking about Red Robin french fries.
Photo #6:I don’t know what this is all about…my eyes look pretty wonky.
Photo #7:Again, a little weird, you can see my forehead begging for botox and my hair is doing I-don’t-know-what. Photo #8:
If I only posted one picture, this would be it. You can see my nails, my eyes look more even and my hair is decent. Please keep in mind that I deleted the really horrible ones where I looked like Edward’s sister in Twilight, but I have to draw the line somewhere. Sorry.
The first pic looks like you are smelling your fingers. Just sayin.
Maybe I am…
This is hilarious because I have not yet mastered the “taking a picture of myself for the blog” thing either. I am terrible at taking pictures of myself without looking like I’m trying too hard. And I’m oftentimes like “umm, is that really what I look like??” Yeech! But sometimes you just have to say “screw it” and post the not so flattering ones. (hence the scary pictures on my blog) 🙂
Try having a photography blog… hahaha.. I gave up and post what I want and not worry. I do like the finger smelling though