First, I must give a couple of shout outs to a few friends who are actively promoting my blog…I feel sorry for the peeps they are harassing.
Lesley, a roommate from college (and sorority sister…I know, I can’t believe it either), has been pimping my blog like she’s Heidi Fleiss with Charlie Sheen on the line. She will also be my makeup artist when I become totally famous. Thanks, Les!! And Lindsey, my friend who is responsible for making me do aqua jogging, has referred countless people (and she even put my good boob picture on her blog)! Thanks so much girls….I need all the help I can get.
Now, onto my week. Tonight was aqua jogging with Lindsey. I’m afraid we look like this:
And not like this:
We’re not giving up hope, though. And to give you an excellent idea of what aqua jogging is, I will take numerous pics on Wednesday and put a post together about it. And because CTW is all about breaking stereotypes, I convinced G to go with us to prove that black people can swim (although his presence might cause “white flight” at the pool…this is one of our favorite games). Also, G is the only person I know with enough confidence to pose half-naked for pictures with floaty things. I’m also pretty sure the ladies will love to have him flailing around the pool. It will be pure comedy.
And finally tomorrow night, we have dinner plans with my friend, Steph. She’s a complete lunatic (hi Steph!!), but her husband is an excellent cook so I can’t resist. Assuming I will be able to negotiate proper contract terms with Steph, there will be pictures and a recap of the evening.
Just in case I’m not able to post anything for a couple of days, I’ll leave you with one of my favorite pics of G and me.
I don’t know what we’re doing or why G looks so damn greasy, but it’s funny, nonetheless.