Keywords and Gisele

I really didn’t know anything about blogging when I started.  I’ve read a lot of blogs, but I didn’t know all the “behind the scenes” kind of stuff.  I was really excited to see that wordpress keeps a bunch of stats about my blog.  I can see how many people viewed it, what website referred them and what keywords were used in a search engine to find the blog.  Some of the more interesting keyword references that led to views of my blog are:

  1. classical music
  2. boob grab
  3. eating food off wife
  4. true wife sex with dog confessions meta

I find these keywords fascinating (especially #4)!  And I love that whoever entered these search terms, then decided to click on the link to MY BLOG!  How cool is that?  After informing my friend, Kristy, of this, she suggested that I put a lot of inappropriate words in my posts so I would get more referrals from weird searches.  Obviously, I agree (which is why I included these references in my blog).  So I will begin continue to use inappropriate words in the hopes of having some excellent references.  Oh, and thanks to whoever entered these search terms, I really appreciate it…and I hope you weren’t too disappointed when you actually read this blog.

In other news, I started aqua jogging with my friend, Lindsey, two nights per week.  I know, we can’t believe it either.  We are pretty sure this intense workout will have us looking less like this:

And more like this:

Don’t worry, there will be a post all about aqua jogging that will (hopefully) include pictures of noodles, floaty belts and foam hand weights.  Also, yours truly will be wearing a thong bikini because…umm, what else would you wear to do aqua jogging?

***I apologize for that last statement.  I hope you are able to erase that image from your mind.

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3 Responses to Keywords and Gisele

  1. Hubbie says:

    I always like seeing you in your thong babe!

  2. Katie says:

    I’m pretty sure that airbrushing will have you looking more like *that * too! Best diet ever!

    • Correct, airbrushing would work for my pictures, but what the hell am I supposed to do in real life? I’m mostly feel bad for the people who have to see me in person.

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