I have a coworker, Lea, who brings me a present every month. Meet Lea:
Lea’s pretty cool. She’s the only person I know who totaled her parents car during her driving test!! And all she did was pull out of the DMV parking lot…H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S. I’m still laughing about this as I type. It took her another couple of years to pass the test because she was so traumatized. This is the reason I refuse to ride with her anywhere. While she may be a poor drivier, she’s actually a pretty smart chick and takes cool pictures like this:
This picture is hanging on the back of my office door. That’s professional, right?
Now, back to the Special Delivery. It is mostly for George, but I like to take a quick look through it before I pass it along.
What did you expect something else?
Some months, it takes more time for me to look at all the pictures (I don’t read the articles). In June’s magazine, there are TWO centerfolds.
And I need to inspect the pictures to make myself feel even more inadequate than usual. And sometimes, you need to show your friends.
And sometimes you have to look together.
My favorite part of the magazine, though, is the Playmate Data Sheet. It is the best and because we have 2 playmates in June, we also get 2 data sheets!!! SCORE.
Meet Mei-Ling Lam:
Honestly, I hope she accomplishes all her goals. But really, I think the loving wife will be the most difficult part. Wishing you all the best, Mei-Ling!!!
Now let’s meet Claire Sinclair (props on the name, btw):
Oh, and Happy Belated Birthday, Claire! She shares a birthday with my good friend, Kirsten. Umm wait, does that mean Claire just turned 20 yesterday? Kill me now. And is that her real handwriting? It looks like a typefont…weird. And again on the height and weight. Holy f*ck balls, apparently I need to lose about 100 pounds before I’ll achieve my goal of becoming a Playmate…is there some sort of senior cititzen Playboy?
As much as this magazine tortures me, it is one of my obsessions and I look forward to getting it every month. Thanks, Lea!!